The Runza of the Beast

"...and lo, the seventh seal will be broken, and the fallen angel will rise from the lake of fire.  The Unholy One will present unto men a bun filled with the flesh of slain four-legged beasts and the heads of the foulest, gaseous flora.  Rings of weeping vegetation fried in the oils of the Earth and covered in jagged sharp minerals will be given unto men along with the demonic sustenance to tempt the weak among God's children."

This receipt I got from Runza yesterday made my day.  Apocalyptic fast food!

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