I've never done a self-portrait that really looks like me. This one is okay, but I think I always make myself look better than I really do, subconsciously handsomizing myself. I definitely smell better in this portrait than I really do.
Check it out. I broke a wine glass while doing the dishes and cut up my finger pretty bad. I'm always fascinated by gross stuff like this. Wine glass: 1, Me: 0.